What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:12
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
Earth’s Oxygen Levels And Magnetic Field Strength Show Strong Correlation - Hackaday
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Do you know what she said mum?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
What do you mean son?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
True - how I loved my mum!
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!